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七夕和朋友搞笑文案

更新时间: 2021-03-22 01:55:35     

1、如果你七夕没人约,晚上觉得一个人很孤单的话,那就……打开电脑放一部鬼片。过一会儿,你就会觉得厨房有人、厕所有人、床底也有人,到处都有人。

2、没准备情人节礼物,已经商量好了,先分手,等节过了再复合。

3、那些说七夕出租自己的,别傻了好吗?平时免费都没人要,现在还收上钱了。

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